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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Infamousblt [any] @hexbear.net 12 mo. ago

Bit idea: Post at least twice in every thread

The Libs of Lemmy love to complain about how Hexbear is both strong and weak, dying and yet still one of the top instances by post count. You know they look at Hexbear and are angry with our power but are powerless to stop it.

So it would be a funny bit to massively inflate our post count.

Okay don't go spam every thread that's probably not appropriate but instead post at least twice in this one and let's pump those posting numbers up.

If you need some ideas for things to post, try:

Your favorite emoji
A funny thing you saw this week
A word you like
A cool animal fact
Or something else

This reads like the Bit Idea Megathread.

Anyway that's the bit

122 comments

we shall brigade ourselves!
I've already been doing this for years.
I double post all the time. Convention be damned. If I have 3 things to say I will make 3 posts. No one will stop me. I have never been moderated. I have never been downvoted. I take this as a clear mandate.
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no
sir, this is a whataboutism, and amber would be angry
ok
Hedgehogs can fall from trees without injuring themselves because their lil spines are like soft springs to them!
I think the convention against multi posting made more sense when our sorting algorithm amounted to “sort by most recent reply” and that was it. We have a tree structure now. We have multiple algorithms with a bunch of math and shit stuffed inside. Let the old ways die.
Whenever I hear the words "passive income" at work I have to try my best to not immediately start calling them a leech
now this is an infamous blt
we need more hugging and cuddling emojis
Miku is my favorite
Suburbanists are the fucking worst
saying "rockstackers veganism amber Silver legion BasedBall volcel police PMC DSA KKKaren indoor cats whataboutism Parenti quote " is basically just the hexbear version of "skibbidi ohio W rizz sigma gyatt gyatt white boy goated with the sauce among us fanum tax"
It's a strange notion that double posting is considered poor form in the first place. What if I have two unrelated things to say? Doesn't it make more sense to split those ideas into two posts?

Honestly who would care if I replied to a post 11 times with 11 different unrelated ideas?
Parallel, asyncronous communication is a thing to be embraced, and I would go so far as to say that we should just have massive mega posts years old and thousands of comments long about common topics instead of starting new ones whenever we have something new to add.
Gonna play the psyops game by going full boy mode at a Israeli protest. So when chuds watch and seethe they won't think of trans people at all. Operant conditioning of being mad at someone without seeing a trans person will hopefully get them staying mad without registering our existence.
At the gym yesterday on the treddi boi, rows of local and national News TVs. Every time I see that shit I draw closer to the conclusion that all news should be banned and we should only function on rumors, myths, and oral traditions. Also, everyone in the industry gets composted so they can contribute something positive to society.
Im watching bad anime and you cant stop me
Give each and every post the ol' US Armed Forces double-tap! 🫡💪
post hog ergo propter hog
Oh no please don’t make the site better as a bit. Oh noooooooo
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I'm gay
I'll just post random shit I have saved on my phone
piss

Death to America
Wait, the libs say Hexbear is dying? Where?

Same as it's always been isn't it? Why would they think it's dying when it persisted for THREE YEARS before they even appeared?
Got a new shower head yesterday, a nice Moen. Now I don't have to put a washcloth over the fitting to keep it from spraying out the sides. It's amazing how quiet my shower is now, I didn't know that the head made so much noise.
This is now a pirating thread, what have you pirated today?
I already do this sometimes
Yesterday I did my first V3 at the bouldering gym and the joy wore off in 5 seconds and then I was lonely again
hnnnng im gonna shitpost out of my doodoo ass
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Posting the first picture on my phone
I think spiders are cute and interesting. I really like the mating dances that jumping spiders do.
shit

Death to America
running into this thread to spam emojis
Your favorite emoji

or
It's snowing right now
Seems kinda weird and obscure for a bit.
Why would I?
I'm not even sure if I'm helping
I'm not strong enough for this
both strong and weak

Here's the gem in your bit.

Make one post completely contradict the other.
Im bored as fuxk
saying "rockstackers veganism amber Silver legion BasedBall volcel PMC DSA KKKaren indoor cats whataboutism" is basically just the hexbear version of "skibbidi ohio W rizz sigma gyatt gyatt white boy goated with the sauce among us fanum tax"

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