Found this on my phone rule

Sometimes I wish I had enough bleach for my eyes

Would have been happier if you had just broken the rule, mate

When the male animal main character gets a female love interest in the mediocre sequel of a childrens animation movie:

Real Housewife of __________?

Not my proudest fap...

!Oh boi, I hope it's clear I didn't mean it!<

😆...it would be good for my dog

Thanks, I hate it.