What's your back of the box quote, as written by your current partner?
What's your back of the box quote, as written by your current partner?
My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:
"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."
God I love her.
"..."
-the wind
12 0 ReplyA cuddly clam-eating otter
4 0 Reply"Smelly butt loveable"
4 0 ReplyI'm single, but an econ student called me a tankie in a bar once
4 0 Reply"Fun fact!" - the fact was not fun.
4 0 ReplyNo partner, but I have recieved some glowing reviews:
"[WittyProfileName2] is a chaos demon, if she can keep a plant alive, so can you."
"A cautionary tale about mad science in waiting."
"She's sustained by her own nervous energy."
"You're a magnet for lost strangers, aren't you?"
"Just some candles and a dramatic throne room away from being a B-tier supervillain."
3 0 ReplyThe VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
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