2w ago

Not again!

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That's crazy. She does this at my house, too.
- I also choose this guy's dead wife
Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?
- Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.
  
  Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.
- I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.
  
  Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.
- Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway
  
  All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.
- God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.
  
  Sometimes their mysteriously folded.
  That shit always cracked me up
- How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?
Honestly when I step into my apartment and it's hot af I just start stopping soon as the doors closed
- I stop so early I don't even start
That's hilarious, I never thought how it looks. I used to do it every day during the summer, coming back from work in Wuhan. I'd just pass the door, drop it all and run into the shower. Had to stop when the mother in law came to live with us, haha!
- Sometimes I think we would be more comfortable nakey.
  
  We absolutely are. One nice thing about France is nobody really thinks it's weird being naked at home, haha! I'm glad my kids still feel comfy enough in their bodies to walk around commando, it'll change soon enough. But at least they aren't already traumatised by a prudish family like I was.
My partner does the same thing. Just gets home and casually undresses while walking through the house.
Meanwhile I don't even like having bare arms unless it's really hot out.
My fiance's even worse, her shit ends up all over the place.
- Are you sure she's not a chimpanzee?
  
  Not literal shit lol
That is hilarious!
- Most Christians believe that only devout Christians will be raptured, therefore clearly excluding people of other faiths.
  
  Most Christians don't even believe in that kind of rapture as it's based on a very problematic pseudo-theology.
- woosh
- Oh man, if you hadn't added "(it isn't)" i might've talen your comment as seriously as you took the meme.
- wow, you must be a joy at parties

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