Androgyny
Androgyny
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Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.
Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.
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This was the most "androgynous" looking goblin I had...
Konsi's first two years of life were as a goblin in a goblin clan, so would have eaten the same as the rest of them, after that, the next four or so years of her life were as a street urchin in Waterdeep. She ate a lot of scavenged food from trash cans and rats.
She's definitely eaten beetles.
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With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.
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dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack
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A wide flat ass is still a flat ass
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Depends on their musculature
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That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with
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I aspire to that goblin androgony dream
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Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.
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Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.
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Why is it that in fantasy, humans always suck the most?
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Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.
Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.