Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

LMFAO!

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.