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trashcan @sh.itjust.works

1mo ago

Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far

Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far

Q: Is J.K. Rowling involved?
A: The author will serve as Executive Producer and Chief Goodwill Destroyer.

4 comments

Yeah, this one is getting pirated
- If JK is involved in production or writing nah I ain’t even pirating it.
  Edit: She is. Fuck HBO. Fuck JK.
  Representatives from HBO also stated that “J.K. Rowling has a right to express her personal views.”
  “We will remain focused on the development of the new series, which will only benefit from her involvement,” the statement read. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jk-rowling-harry-potter_n_6740bef0e4b078cce4af22b6
  
  Right? I just know she's gonna pull some Heathers Reboot shit.
- Or just move on to something else, and don't give it any attention at all.