Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla After Musk Broke His Heart

Too bad it wasn't a cybertruck that you can't resell during the first year per the T&Cs. That would have made an excellent tweet-storm.

Y'know, I'm getting flashbacks to how we used to behave during primary school. Nothing but raw, vulnerable egos and zero emotional regulation.

Edit: actually, no! My bad, there were hints of empathy even then! Kindergarten's more appropriate, when we were fighting over toys like it was the end of days!

Vlad can buy it for $20 million. Just a normal transaction, no favors in return obviously.

Wait, is this the Cybertruck with the wrap of Trump getting shot or the other one?