2w ago

Pee pee is never poo time. But poo time is always poo and pee pee time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s&pp=ygUUb3JpZ2luYWwgaG91c2UgdGhlbWXSBwkJsAkBhyohjO8%3D

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Yeah, no I did read this title right. That's the topic.
Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.
sigh
Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?
- I peed. I didn't poop.
  I pooped and I did pee. It's science at that point. You can't deny science.
  
  I'm picturing this conversation as a debate in a public plaza in Ancient Greece, surrounded by wizened old men wearing bedsheets and looking really pensive.
  Edit: Socrates is there, too, he's wearing a bleu ciel one with a repeating feather print pattern. It's laundry day...
This is FALSE.
I remember I was once very sick, and I pooped. No pee.
I remember distinctly going 'oh shit does that mean I'm dead?'
- Upon reading the title I thought, this person has never been severely dehydrated before.
  I don't recommend it, I must say.
- That's like really bad. Because the laws of this universe are pretty clear. (B⇒P)∧¬(P⇒B)
You can pee first, the poop without peeing as a separate transaction
- transaction
  I just imagined something going wrong and then the whole transaction is rolled back
- The bank never approves one without the other.
  
  I've done it. It works.
More like you can control the flow of poo during pee pee. But not the flow of pee during poo poo.
- Sorry for me it's binary. It's one of both.
Why the youtube link? Am I missing something?
- I just wanted to add something absolutely random that had nothing to do with the title. This is obviously a shit post (lol) but I didn't want to leave it blank. I got some serious laughs out over this post.
  
  ha, cool, fits the post
Wait what? You can't N2 without also doing N1????
I, a man, once discussed this with a pair of women. I was surprised to learn this was the case for them. At the time I thought it was an anatomy difference, but I'm starting to worry I'm a mutant.
The effort and strain of pooping is more than urinating, so it essentially triggers the bladder as a side effect.
- Yes from my extensive testing and research spanning well over 30 years. I can concur.
UI idk - when you eat a leftover that may be a little too left-over, I think there have been a few times where I poo'd when it was peepee time
- Ahh good point. There are exceptions to the rule. I guess it's more of a theory than a rule
I tend not to poo in my shower, though.
- Is it really a shower if you're not emergency storming shit down the drain hole while your mom is asking why the door is locked?
  
  You're disgusting. One shouldn't just throw away perfectly good shit like that!
- They're saying when you're in the middle of shitting you can also piss but if you're in the middle of exclusively pissing you can't shit cause (if you have a penis) you're standing up.

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