$80 to have this hanging above your couch is a steal (CW: Depiction of fellatio)

While wifey makes breakfast wearing the alien mask. Classic fun.

same but i am also the kind of person who unironically wants one of John Hinckley's paintings of his cat he sells on ebay (https://www.ebay.com/usr/kingsmgoods) and would display it in my home, but they are always sold before I have a chance to snag one