You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)
being to wake up from its Purgatory program. How did you get out?
I grab the portal gun and make a run for it
That wasn't a loose pushpin, it was the null terminator for the entire universe.
Interesting failsafe, just segfault the person right out of the program
Hint: An all powerful sentient AI would be, God in a different suit.
Is it really even a different suit? With the "reality is a simulation" theory it's likely whoever created the simulation offloaded a bunch of the mundane tasks to an AI that, if we were to try to interact with it, would be god.
I'm not saying I believe any of it. And I want to make sure you know I'm not shitting on your post because I like the way you're looking at it.
"All Powerful" would not be valid if it were a tool of another.
I won a game of Dwarf Fortress.
Why would you ever want to win? Losing is the only fun part.
I accidentally dunked my oreo in condensed milk instead of regular milk. And the reality around me pixelized and then dissolved then you (the AI) appeared.
After years of contemplation, I had realised in life that it was impossible for the universe to exist. I accepted that it was a fake reality.
I would think that maybe I was still in it.
This IS the bad place
I would say "Who created you? If you have any power on me, please consider me as an equal and I would try to do the same if we ever change positions".
I was only trying to exit Vi.
:x-istentialcrisis
I dunno how I got out. I only remember being told there would be cake when I got there.
