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I'm almost 5 minutes into Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 and I'm finding it really hard

It's all just so unrelentingly French. If I have to watch that man wiggle his head Frenchly one more time I'm not letting him dodge or parry for the rest of the game.

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  • Playing this game has been eye opening for me. Is this what people normal people feel like when they play Shin Megami Tensei or Yakuza or something?

    Because all the French stuff is everywhere and everyone keeps saying little French phrases I have to look up. And the player is just expected to understand and roll with it. Now I kinda get when a normal person is like "what the fuck is a senpai" or "what's a golden week." Stuff I always took for granted because I'm a weird obsessive about Japan. But I know jack shit about France except they eat snails and frogs and their president married a pedophile

    The game fucking rules though

    • Probably, I remember Digital Devil Saga being an absolute ballache as a teen because most of the abilities have Japanese names and I had to work out what each element was called and what the prefixes and suffixes meant.

  • The game lets you beat up mimes that give you cosmetics that are over the top French, including a baguette that attaches to your back. The devs get how French they are it’s fun

    • I've met the french, they always think they get how french they are and then go and do something even more french 5 minutes later.

      • The French are so french that when I volunteered to help staff a camp in France, the last two days of "prep" I was put through before the kids arrived consisted of drinking and smoking on the bank of the seine late into the night, getting a lunchtime train to the puy region, then drinking rosé, eating charcuterie, and sharing stories with some of the local organisers all afternoon and evening. This was considered appropriate because it was to be a dry, nonsmoking camp, so we'd only be allowed to have the charcuterie for the next 3 weeks.

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