Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
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47 1 ReplySame. It's like the most active community on Lemmy
44 0 ReplyThe shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.
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36 0 ReplyPosts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!
33 0 Reply32 0 ReplyI watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?
24 1 ReplySo many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.
You monsters.
21 0 ReplyWhatever you do, DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG
19 0 ReplySeven of Nine: Skintight leotards.
Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.
18 0 ReplyThe best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me
17 0 ReplyIt is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.
What an Inspiring place 🖖
15 0 ReplyI watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.
15 0 ReplyWow there are more if us than I thought
14 0 Reply14 0 ReplyI feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹
14 0 ReplyHonestly, all the memes is what got me to start watching Next Gen, and I'm so glad I did.
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11 0 ReplyPosts like this reconcile me to the bad, infinitely-memed guy in a Gorn suit in TOS ‘Arena’.
OP can I recommend Star Trek: Lower Decks as your gateway … to the onscreen franchise. A logical place to start.
11 0 ReplyLike, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, amiright!?
10 0 ReplySeriously, how do you have access to the internet and never see a single movie/episode?
10 0 ReplyI'm also a Trekster. Or how we say: Trekkerony
10 0 ReplyThis is such a heartwarming thread.
10 0 ReplyHow do you manage to go through life without watching a single episode of Trek? It has numerous seasons and spinoffs, and it is constantly in syndication. Do you avoid broadcast TV in entirety?
8 0 ReplyDoes watching Mike and Rich insert it into every conversation count?
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6 0 ReplyIm the same with starwars I only know the prequels and my lore knowledge is only through memes
4 0 ReplyThen you likely have a better impression of the shows than they deserves. And maybe that is the true potential of Gene Roddenberry's vision.
2 0 ReplyOnly saw the newer one where someone died in some reactor, thats all i remember
2 0 ReplyNothing better than TNG and DS9.
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