You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
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It's genuinely insane and I don't know how every remotely level headed person in the US isn't marching on Washington.
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3000 miles is a long way to march, for starters.
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It turns out (with the right optics) none of that stuff really matters. Attention/fame trump all.
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gotta keep earning money to buy food so you don't die
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Yeah but peanuts are dumb, and crypto is cool, so.
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What do you mean by "you people"
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People of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...
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Morons.
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It was a different time, when leaders had principles, morals, and basic humanity. Nowadays we prefer soulless corrupt psychopaths to brutalise us while feathering their own nest.
........I don't prefer it.
I really dislike when people say “we”. I did not vote for the orange man.
I mean tbf the guy (elected) before him was Nixon.
And then followed by Regan
Nixon did his damnedest, before winning the 1968 election, to prolong the Vietnam War in hopes of leveraging the conflict for political gain.
I can't even comprehend being so ruthlessly evil that I would gladly fling tens of thousands of people into a wood chipper to boost my political career.