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  • Just saw Red Dawn. The idea of WW3 just happening so quick you don't realize is so real: no one expects war to break out in their back yard, it's something that happens elsewhere that you're conscripted into... until it isn't, and suddenly you're doing your best to just survive as everyone you know and love dies around you. You weren't trained for this. Since the 1950s, America has been constantly on the brink of WW3, picking as many fights as they can; it's incredibly prescient, as much so now as it was then.

    But the movie instead relies too much on "BOOO HISSS EVIL, LYING, JOYLESS COMMIES," only occasionally coming close to getting it: actually, they're just like us. Like every other American war movie, it's basically defanged of an accurate portrayal of war so that instead it can be a "YAY Patriotism!" story. Even the ending wraps, after watching all but 2 of the main characters get killed while fighting for their freedom and survival, with the conclusion that they "died so that this nation shall not perish from the Earth."

    And yes, I get the reference... It's still nationalist propaganda no matter how famous the speech was.

    War movies piss me off so much in general. War is an incredibly interesting topic, and we have so much to learn from it... And yet the majority of stories told about it seem to center around superhuman feats of combat and how great We™ are and how evil They™ are, and so few actually seem to really portray it for what it is:

    a bunch of pretentious apes brainwashed into thinking the others are soulless monsters, while they have more in common with each other than with the pack leaders who pretend to be on their side (so that they can stay safe and comfortable while the grunts do all the dying for their greed).

  • As featured in the picture, Reign of Fire. I had forgotten about it. I truly don't think there is a film out there that has represented dragons as I see them better.

    • I really think about Quinn's character a lot. How the world entirely changed for him on that pivotal day he discovered that male dragon, and the decades he spent running and surviving and living in fear of something that he inadvertently set in motion, and then the turning point as an adult as he confronts his fear and wields it to put an end to what he started.

      What I like about him, is that he's not actually that unique -- anybody could have woken that dragon, and if Quinn hadn't been there on that day, one of his mother's coworkers would have. He's not particularly heroic as an adult either, opting to hide and scrounge for survival, and openly admitting to everyone that he's winging it on the leader front. And yet he inspires his community with fierce devotion to keeping them all alive. When he finally goes to confront the dragon, he does it almost alone, inspiring no one with his courage other than himself.

      As a character I find him weirdly relatable as someone just coping with heavy trauma the best that they can

  • The original Purge. I thought all the background stuff and setting were super interesting, but the film itself was a generic home invasion movie. The sequel expanded on all the stuff I was interested in, though.

    • The sequels really explored the idea with impressive worldbuilding. I admit the first one was more a horror flick, but the others were definitely digging deep into social commentary

      • Yeah, it wasn't even that the first one was bad, it's just that all the things they mentioned in passing, like the New Founding Fathers and the exemptions for Level 10 Government Officials, were building a world that sounded super interesting. Then we got saddle with some boring rich family for 90 minutes. I only got around to seeing the first sequel, but it delivered on all the stuff I wanted to see after I heard that first announcement.

    I am 100% convinced they had a masterpiece and then test audiences didn't get it and they went and changed everything around and added the prologue and gave away the entire twist at the start by explicitly telling the viewer where and when we are. Also made the dinosaurs weird for .... reasons...?

    • Oof. Having the statue of liberty there on the opening credits of Planet of the Apes

    • Wow, I watched that on opening night and there were like three people in the whole room. I don't remember much about it, but what really bugged me was the whole start of the film. A spaceship that is designed to travel fully automatically and immediately fails when there's a small asteroid field in its path? Absolute BS.

  • Mutant Chronicles, except i don't think about it normally, but immediately comes to mind when somebody asks similar question. Also it wasn't mediocre, it was incredibly bad and the second biggest disapointment movie ever for me (worst was Starship Troopers 2).

    • Premise seems pretty cool (mutant/zombie machine), and I guess it's kind of a cool but forgettable action flick?

      • I played a lot of tabletop and card games in this universe in 90's so i was pretty excited for a movie, and while it was forgettable (but also bad) action flick its main fault was that it has basically nothing in common with the Mutant Chronicles universe.

        It's like getting "Lord of the RIngs" movie, but about some gang war in a village southeast of Umbar.

  • Quite a few MST3K films have a decent premise IMO, but lacked either the budget or the talent to make enough of them.

    Eg Time Chasers (which isn't really all that bad), The Skydivers, Moon Zero Two, Rocket Attack USA, Stranded in Space, and perhaps even Manos: The Hands of Fate.

    With the right people, I think those and others could have been very decent movies.

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