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  • My first smartphone was originally a Windows 8 phone but my dad put Cyanogen (the predecessor of Lineage aka degoogled Android) on it. Must have been something like 2012. The UI looked exactly like this.

  • at that point, no and also caffeine and also dear god e̶̹̮̔̓͛̆̐̿̕͜ͅv̶̫͈̞͔̩̖͂e̴͉̭͆ȓ̶͈̙̈́͐͊̉͜y̶̛̛̹͔̱̲̼͌ţ̷̵̶̴̵̸̵̶̴̶̴̷̴̶̴̨̧̨̡̨̛̛̛͓͎͔̣̪͍̤͔̤̥̖͎̱̘̦͉̘̞̮̼̗̪̜͇̘͕̺̲̤̩̠͍̣̦̞̞͙̝͇̬͙̙̣̻͙̬͖̬͔̝̜̬̺̻̤͈͍̖͉͉̜̟̠̟͖̼̟̯̥͆̐͑́́̋̇̿̿̆̂̒̂̓̆̅̔̇̎͊̿̌̽̋̈́͑̃̍̋̎̄͂̐́̐̄̆́̊͗́͆͂͋̇̒́́̋̾̍͋̂̀͐̚͘̚̕̚͘͜͠͠ͅͅh̸̴̵̴̷̵̵̶̵̶̶̡̡̨̧̢̨̛̛͙͙̟̞̟͕̞̟̫͇͖̜̺̞͖̟̞͉͈͕̳͍̬̝̼̻̳͇̤̖̠͍̞͖͚̯̱̞̥̼͓̱͇͚̻̮̩̺̣̳̫̺̹̙̪͖̝̙͖̩̟̬̩̺̪͓͋̓̒̀̇̿̒̄̎̊̀͗̄̉̈̐͒̀̀̂͌̽͊́̀̿̄̎̃̉͋͆̄̄̈́̂̏̊̓͒̊̓̑͌̊̀̂̅̍̍̂͗̀̂͛̋̿̕̕͘̕̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅì̴̶̶̷̷̴̴̵̸̴̷̶̸̴̸̴̡̡̢̧̡̡̨̹̩̤̼̳̮͍̲̖̼̦͚̺̜̖̜͇̹̺̗̫͙͎͙̰̯͓̘̬̻̩̮͎̼̗̥̟͍̯̣̺̲͇̦͓̬̲͚͓̰͉̯͇̼̬̥͎̙̣͎̖̩̦͔̣̻̝̖̹̩̝͍̩̫́̿̄́͌͆̒̇̈́̉̅̀͌̔̏̿́̿̂̓̾͌̐̔̋̈̅̈́̃̽̾̿͊̈́́̀̅̊̅͗͋̌͆̉̉͌̃̾̌͂̿̑̉̉̐̀̓͛̽̃̔̐͊̍̌̈̀̅̽̋̎̈́͗̏̀͂̆̓͒͋́͘̕̕͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝n̶̵̶̵̵̸̶̵̵̷̵̴̸̷̡̡̧̧̡̡̡̛̛̘͚͎̮͚̩͙̠͓̫̯͈͙̞̹̹̝̲̖͍̪̪̲͎̹̻̻̬͔̻̥̯̩̮͉̠̜̹̥̺̣͉͈̙͙̮̥͖̟͖͔̠̪̗̪͉͆̒̂̿̌̉̉̐͒̂̀̀̎̈̑̈́͋̅̂̂͛̍̃̈͒̉͑̾́̈́̅̋͗̃̆̆̾̑̓͑̓̉̈́͌̿̆̌̿̂͐̉̇̃͋̏̚̚̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͠͠ģ̶̵̸̶̸̸̷̸̵̵̴̵̷̶̷̶̵̶̡̢̨̡̢̨̨̛̱̰̮̟̝̗̞̬͕̱̞̣̩͙̱̮̞̰̳̳̻͉̻̲͇̗͚̹̤̲̖̘͕͔͓͍̭̯̤̺͖̜̗͓̬̜̠̰̱̤̥̼͙̺͓̬̘̟͇͉͓̙̘͔͔̖̩̪̺̰͇̣͚͈̖̹̣̥̗̺͖͇̱̖͕̣̀͑͊̓̃͊̋̄̓́̍̀͊͊̽̄͗̉̆̎̓̀̍̃̐̓̒̎̄̒̅̾͑͊͊̈́̓̑͐̎́̿́̈́͋̀̓͋̅́̿̀̌͋͋̓̔͊̇͂̀͐̇̓̋̈́̓̊͊̀̆̿̀͊́͗͆̈͗̍̏̎͐̂̀͒̏̆̿͐̓̅̊̈̌̄̎̀̅̏͌͊̂́̊͑̈́̑̾̈̾̿̓͗́͐̕̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅş̷̶̸̷̸̵̶̵̷̸̴̴̷̸̨̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̮̪͎̱̩̻̰͍̲̥̪̻͕̫̜̩̗͓̥͉͔̯̥̣̺̦̺̲̠̜̤̪͕͓̞̻̯̼̫͙̙̟̺͓̞͓̤̳̫̥̞̥̟̩̱̥͙͉̦͖͔̼̤̦̖͖̂͛͂͂̀̂͒̆̈́̈́͌͛̈̽͌̑̈́̈̓̍͂̉̊͊̃̈́̀̀̂̑̿͂̀͊̑̍̅͛̈́̔̑̋̍̐̓͗̀̿̅͐̎̀̏͋̒͂̂̓̓̄̄̈́̊̀̒͆̒̈͒̆͗̚͘̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̷̸̷̴̴̸̸̴̸̸̵̷̷̷̷̢̧̢̧̨̢̢̢̛̛̘̮̣̣̺͉̰̖̳̟̩̱̜͇̩̝̤̦̠̘̜̭͇̺̩̬̘͕͈̮̪͉͖̤͚̲̣̘̼̰̤̱͇̜͕͕̯̙̠̥̣̘̣̠̜̻͎̥̯͕̥̩͉̦͇͕̞̟̳͎͈̮͊̔͆̂̂́̃̃̀̂͛̈́̆͌̑͌̑̓̔̒͊͑̈̐̄̊͛̽̅͐̈́͌̐͒̓̑͆̏̿̿́̋̆̽̆̂͑̄͌̍̉̑̌̋͛̆͌̄̐̆̓̑͒̇͂͊͑̚͘̚̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅr̸̶̴̶̴̵̶̵̢̢̨̢̢̧̨͍̟̣̟̬̖̱͇͖̥̠̻͉̘̲̺͕̱̪̗̝͙̫͚̫͙̥̫͍͇̗̹̲͚̣̖̦̠̩̥̠̘̉̈̉̀̒̊̌̈͌̽͗̀́̿̆̆́̓̆̎̄̀̀͆̄̔͐̃͐̂͂̒͑̓̔́͐̾͛̿̀̾̚͘̚ȩ̷̴̸̸̷̶̴̸̵̵̵̴̶̵̶̶̶̴̴̸̸̨̨̨̡̡̡̡̡̧̧̡̨̛̛̛͙͕̺̖͎̻͉̥͓̮̻̲̬͔̹͍̦̭̦̪̠͕̝͖̳͉̬̗̯̗̻̳̦̼͈̬͔͓͍̥̤͍̲͓̩̼̬̫̪͍͔̖͈̖̫̦̘̯̻͓̯̗̱̗̟͉̥̟͓̱͈͚̞̹̯͖̰͚̗͔̣̻͓͇͉̣̜̗̝̠̘̱͙͉̝͕̙͇̩̠̪͎̹̤̻͉͖͖̳͓̮̳͎̰͍̫̤͂̒̇́̓͆̅̅͊̏̑̔̂̏̽̓̈́̎͂͛͊̍̽̂̆͑̂̊͊̏̾͋̔̔̏̊̈́̀͗̿̄̀̊̀͆̍͊̃́̒̃͛͆͌̃͆̂̂̀̾͗̎̆̋́̆̀͋̉͐̈́̋́̐̋̓̋͂̓̏͋̔͑́͗͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅd̸̶̷̴̵̸̵̵̸̶̷̵̸̨̧̡̛̛̛̛̙͚͎͓̝̯̯̮̮̪̗̞̥̰̪̹̺͇͖̦̼̗͔͔̲̲̱̫̩͕̙̗̲̗̳͈̰̫͎̭̺̠̭̻̻͕̠̙͙͖̲̖͕̥̺͊̉̃̎̀͋̽̿̊́̀̌͋͊͗̃̆̐͐͑̋̊̒̀̍̉͐̋̑͑͋̓̀̈́̀̃̉͑̔̐̊̇̎͒̄̀̈́͑͋͌́̂̇͆̈́̋̔̒̈̚̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅͅ

    I once screwed myself over and worked for 24 whole hours with 3 part time jobs. Load in(setting up a stage) for IATSE at 4am, then a 7am start at cafe, then off to a grocery store to stock shelves by 2pm, then back to IATSE for loadout (teardown) at 10pm and finally a reprieve from this capitalist hellscape at 4am...

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