I thought the Era of "how millennials killed x" was dead. I'm fucking sorry that I don't make enough money to partake in the same fucking treats as my parents did.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I had a disagreement with my partner about this. We were finally able to move into a place with a little more room and they wanted to reserve a whole ass room for “guests” and I’m like “no one has stayed with us in like eight years.”
Neither of us won, so there’s an unusable room because there’s a mattress shoved in the corner and I can’t use the rowing machine because there’s no room.
I wish I could afford a Murphy bed. They’re much more expensive than just our old mattress and box spring lol, and also I always feel wasteful throwing away a mattress
i just hope they aren't actually paying people to write these and it's getting outsourced to chatGPT by now. imagine the bourgeoise ennui of the poor wretch who wakes up every day and has to write another "m'leminals are roonin X"