Resolution introduced in Iowa Senate to end same-sex marriage
Resolution introduced in Iowa Senate to end same-sex marriage

Resolution introduced in Iowa Senate to end same-sex marriage

I hate it here...
DES MOINES, Iowa (KWWL) - A resolution was introduced in the Iowa Senate Wednesday that asks the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse a ruling that guarantees the right to same-sex
Jesus: everybody love each other. That’s it that’s the whole thing.
American Christians: what a ninny. We’re not doing that.
Aziraphale and Crowley looking at Jesus during the crucifixion.
Crowley: What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
Aziraphale: “Be kind to each other.”
Crowley: Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
In fairness, the thing he said that got everyone upset was "I am the King of Kings, abandon all your worldly ties and join me on a pilgrimage to the capital city of the Levant. I will fulfill the ancient prophecy of a new independent Jewish state blessed by the One True God who may or may not also be me, we'll sort that out in another 300 years."
But the "Good Omens" line makes for better dark comedy.
"The Bible says homosexuality is abhorrent."
"How many types of fabric are in that shirt?"
"... that passage is ambiguous!"
I bet they've eaten pork and shellfish too.
Or "that's irrelevant!"
At least we know there will never be a shortage of cherry pickers in the US.
There's no love quite like Christian hate.
Jesus: Everybody love each other. That’s it that’s the whole thing.
American Christians: Okay, okay. That's cool... uh, but not f*gs right?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
I gotchu
No, their minds are more warped than that. They claim they are loving others by acting the way they do. From their point of view, the fate of our eternal souls is far more valuable than the feelings of a fleshy body. To them, it's love to keep gays from marrying, to deny trans peoples' identities, to force kids and women to give birth to their rapist's babies... Etc... That's all Christian Love.
No hate like Christian love
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Did a bunch of americans literally complain about "commie shit" after a reading of the sermon on the mount?
Whistling
Ninny sounds like such a cool word! I’m going to start using it.
I am using it to replace the offensive and excluding terms I unfortunately got comfortable using as a youth in the 1980s