Toasters
Toasters
Toasters
Before Internet:
After Internet
Every generation has had their own smut artists…
Tijuana bibles (also known as eight-pagers, Tillie-and-Mac books, Jiggs-and-Maggie books, Jo-Jo books, bluesies, blue-bibles, gray-backs, and two-by-fours)
Mutts are in no position to laugh at britbongs.
The Internet now:
find AI-generated content for your bizarre thing that nobody else has thought of yet
start chatting with a bot that reinforces your fantasies with the mashed-up content of all the world’s knowledge
disappear into a rabbit hole forever
The Internet is a very, very large part of why we're in this mess. Once the fascists realized they could run a global propaganda network, it was game over for civilization.
It's dead, but like a tree it can take a long time to die.
md
Before internet: > I want to be a nazi > My father fucking beats me up > Go back to normal After internet: > I want to be a nazi > I find a community that validates me > I make content to radicalize "normies" through concerns about "forced diversity" > I make them vote against their class interest > Why the fuck is everything so expensive now?
One can too play this game!
md
Before internet: > I want to be famous without doing anything > My father fucking beats me up > Go back to normal After internet: > I want to be famous without doing anything > Show off random shit on youtube, 10 views spread over 150 videos > Try tiktok, instagram, kwai, fucking everything > No success > Make video about quitting > 100k views > Make react video to my quitting video > 1m views
md
Before internet: > I want to be the opposite gender > My father fucking beats me up > Go back to "normal" After internet: > I want to be the opposite gender > I find a community that validates me > I learn more about being trans > I transition later in life
Read the Darwin Awards books and you'll know that in the past it was "He had an accident when he was younger and can't have kids now".
Just unplug the toaster
Pussy.
Hot toasterussy
I like the little mechanical ding & the ejection mechanism when it's done.
I think i created a whole new poptart flavour
Damn, she's HOT!!! 😍🤩🥵
he and his name is Toaster
how YOU doin?
Pstttttttttt 💨
so did he fuck the toaster or just his life?
it left us hanging tbh
Both, obviously
Fracking toasters.
So say we all!