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Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

Mothra @mander.xyz

6d ago

Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel

I needed to vent about this somewhere, thanks

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Just do jumping jacks till you're dry.
You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.
- I have legitimately slapped myself dry more than once.
  Turns out skin is pretty watertight, the water just... sits there. You can't twist yourself, but you can pat all the drops out enough to at least get into some pants without looking like you peed yourself.
  
  Have you considered using your hand as a squeegee instead? Sounds a lot better than slapping to me.
- Love this solution, thanks for the laugh

Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.

You know what's worse? When you've had a shower and 5mins later your body decides it wants to do a shit.

Do people not keep towels in the bathroom cupboard??
- Bathroom cupboard is normal, except in shared bathrooms like in boarding schools, military or gyms.
  
  our house has the bathrooms spread across multiple floors but only one linen closet.

You shower naked?
\ You slut!

Towelie always says: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Not a hoopy frood.

Hate when I do this

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world would also be appropriate, though the mods might disagree.

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