'I'm in ruins,' teary Mike Lindell tells judge in Smartmatic sanctions hearing
'I'm in ruins,' teary Mike Lindell tells judge in Smartmatic sanctions hearing
We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.
He should be eaten alive
"Nobody will lend me any money anymore," Lindell claimed. 🥹
What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!
LOL I didn't see that violin at first.
No wonder, it's awfully small!
Well, you did it to yourself, you stupid bastard.
I'm not going to bring up the drug addiction, that doesn't mean someone is automatically stupid.
But this guy was greedy, thought he would get a Primo cabinet position, or become a Senator, and get really, really, really rich. When he was already filthy rich. And blew everything he already had legitimately made, and put I don't know how many honest blue collar folks out of work, to kiss the ass of a person that is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. Too bad, so sad.
No sympathy.
Obviously, Trump didn't like him.
There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.
I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.
I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.
I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.
Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.
Same is happening to Tesla right now. Maybe even to Starlink, as other companies plan to offer European altrrnatives. People who thought about buying the product are "ew, it's from the nazi man" now.
I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn't like that one either. It's basically just memory foam that's shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.
There comes a time when saying "no thanks" is a necessary political choice. Coke gave trump the commemorative inauguration bottle as usual and supports his diet Coke button reinstalled at the white house. By not starting to step back on some things, I'm buying less and less coke. Any time I can avoid coke without drinking the swill from PepsiCo, I do. But that time may also soon come to an end.
What do you mean coke are "the only ones" who show polar bears live at the north pole?
People like Trump, born into wealth, often look down on the nouveau riche (new rich) They see the nouveau riche as peasants who have stepped into a world where they don't belong. They hate self made millionaires.
mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs
Trump liked him for a bit, only so far as he was useful.
Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.
Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.
I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.
Yeah hopefully he’ll jump off a building or something
I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.
The tears of fascists taste like honey.
Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.
Drugs tend to make people really metastasize into whatever ideology gets stuck in their head.
He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.
Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?
That’s like on housewives when they’re temporarily living in an incredibly expensive hotel during a house renovation and then saying that they’re homeless
He will totally pay that fine when the property liquidation is complete. Right after he buys that kilo of coke!
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.
Get fuckin wrecked bitch
he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.
I bet the head can still cry for a few seconds after being removed, but we'll have to do a lot of experiments to be sure.
I don't understand why he doesn't just produce the mountains of evidence that he's been holding onto since 2020. I mean, that would completely exonerate him...and it might even result in Smartmatic having to pay him a huge settlement, just because of all the hardships he's faced being the only one who knows the truth about all that election fraud.
Why is he so determined to go down in flames like this, when all he has to do to vindicate himself and Trump, is just to put that suitcase full of evidence in front of this very judge? Now's his chance. Why does he hesitate?
Raging narcissism, and greed.
Nah, it’s because that evidence doesn’t and never did exist.
Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...
One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.
Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.
“The consequences of my own actions‽ NOOOOO!”
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!
You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...
That's what he was gambling on. Showing Daddy absolute loyalty. To get that Cabinet position, or a Senate seat.
Obviously, he did something to piss Trump off, judging by the absolute clowns that were appointed to key positions.
“You just hate to see it.”
guy probably just moved all his money offshore through shell companies and claiming to be broke
you were also no use to trump in the first term too.
Isn't it usually "X years prison or a fine of $$$"? I don't see a problem here.
Is he broke? Probably not. Let's hope any appeals will require him to front the cash.
Oh no! Anyways…
As a former small business owner...the ERC didn't need to be paid back, unless it was obtained through fraud.
It sounds like he fucked up again.
Trump will certainly write this man a fat check for being his number one election denier through thick and (now) thin. It's probably in the mail. If Trump is anything, he is loyal to his people.
Haha, that's the funniest part, I think he banked on Trump helping him and Trump DGAF. My guess is he feels worse about that abandonment than any other shit he's done.