Texting my wife while she's traveling... 🧐
I have since learned that this "fact" isn't true... Turns out the source of that info wasn't understanding how tags work. There's actually just a lot of fanfics that include Astarion. Not necessarily for romance 🤷
It's still hilarious though 😁
Be realistic. If it's fanfic, there's like a 90% chance it's slash.
I will inform you about my inability to text via text.
... via an automated response that detects when I'm driving and informs people of such.
We found Astarion so annoying, it was nice to get rid of him right away.
Also, your wife shouldn't be driving and texting that's dangerous as fuck for everyone.
The reply is automatic. They aren't texting and driving.