Trump says he’s ‘in good shape,’ but results of his physical aren’t immediately released
Trump says he's 'in good shape,' but results of his physical aren't immediately released
Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he's the front half of a centaur.
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
The shape in question
"For an 80 year old fat fuck that's never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he's good."
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic...
Honestly, of all the things he's doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he's not healthy.
At least it's better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
Well he's alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
I didn't realize that "amorphous blob" was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
He's a 7 on the Bristol scale.
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that's been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
There's a dead badger up the road that's in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
And hate will still keep him alive.
The shape of a gummy bear
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it's the "A1, See?" test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning as normal above expectations.
Supposedly it's not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it's emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She's busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
results of his physical aren't immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
That's an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election...
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
He's the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
I love on they demanded Obama's birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the people needs to know secret.
More taxpayer-funded McDonald's orders please.
the president and their family are actually responsible for their own grocery bill.. and that would include 'take out'.
we should get him an all-you-can-eat-lifetime-subscription to McDonalds Hamberders.
Pretty sure if he eats himself into the grave, we can't be called assassins.
Covfefe for everybody!
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The Simpsons has let me down repeatedly since the 10th season
Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I've never heard of this before
It was done as a matter of course by essentially every president before Trump. I think the tradition stretches back to Truman, after FDR died in office.
Biden, Obama, W, Clinton, and HW all did so. Not sure about Regan, whose Alzheimer's was hidden at the end.
Yes it was pretty standard before trump. Also releasing your tax records. Orange man is an exception to reasonable norms
it's like he doesn't know what the words "good" or "shape" mean.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.
Like what else would they say? Nope he has cancer and Alzheimer's. Won't last the term. Even if it were true, their not going to say it.
They're probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is either a zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.