POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.

I had a colonoscopy about five years ago ... not only is the idea of having one of these procedures embarrassing (I know it's important) but having to wake up like you just respawned into a game in a random location without knowing what the hell just happened is completely weird. You might as well have died for an hour or two and came back to life in a hospital bed.
And it's not just an easy wake up either .... your brain reboots itself and it takes about half an hour for all systems to come back online and in the meantime, it feels like some kind of weird drug that is preventing you from properly functioning or even thinking while your brain reoganizes itself and brings everything back up to normal.
It's terrible .... which is why I started eating properly, more fiber, less sugar, get my weight down and eat better ... because I never want to go through that again unless I really, really have to.
- Just thought I would add that there is nothing to be embarrassed about having a probe going where you typically wouldn't want one. The doctors should have a very mechanical view of the human body and they shouldn't care about anatomy. I am a huge proponent of getting a colonoscopy when needed. They can save your life. Most of all, you need them at regular intervals. Thankfully, they should be a few years apart.
  I actually woke up during my last colonoscopy, to the weird feeling getting poked at from inside my body. (Get your giggles out of the way, kids.) My recovery time from anesthesia is super-quick usually, and will mention that for my next colonoscopy. I'll be on my feet in about 10mins from when I open my eyes. The experience is always different from person to person. (I also was a serious drunk for a number of years, so operating at 25% was kinda normal, I suppose.)
- Wow, new fear 🥶. Gonna start eating every plant in sight...
  
  Funniest story I ever heard from a friend who had the same procedure was in them telling me about how they went under the aesthetic.
  The specialist told them to get ready to count to ten and told them to start .... he started counting and then said 'I want to go home mommy' .... all this coming from a 50 year old mine worker
  He said all he could remember was the surprised look at of the specialist's face as everything went dark.
  When he came to again ... he said no one said anything and he could not remember if what happened, happened or not .. he couldn't remember if he was hallucinating, dreaming or making stuff up ... it's messed with him ever since and turned into a funny story he could never prove or disprove (he never worked up the courage to ask the staff about it all)
- Sedation is the best part of a colonoscopy imo, I love the feeling when the stuff hits, it's the prep that sucks

My wife had a procedure under general - one where they had her legs pulled away back after she was out. She woke up during it to the point where she could hear them talking, but she couldn't say anything. She told the doctor at the follow-up that she heard them talking and he said lots of people think that, but it's just hallucinations from the drugs. She said, "One of the things you talked about was your kid's soccer game," and he got an "Oh shit" expression and moved the conversation to something else.
Why did he do that, you might ask? Because another thing they did was make fun of my wife in the position she was in. Extremely unprofessional, and she could have made a stink about it, but she just indirectly let him know she heard it.

More like ‘You can’t let the surgical staff know you just woke up in surgery because you’ve been given a hefty dose of muscle relaxants and can no longer move or scream.’
- I have no mouth and I must ~~scream~~ tell the staff that I have woken up.
  
  Nice reference!

this is where you ask the room "does anyone want to hear a joke?"

I feel like we do a crappy job sometimes of telling patients what to expect or differences in things like sedation vs general anesthesia. Sedation is just 'makes you sleepy' but you can wake from that sleep.
General anesthesia you're out, and you stay out until the doc pushes the drugs to wake you up.
I think the vast majority of stories about waking up in the middle of surgery involve the kinds of surgery where that's semi-expected. Like, we're typically not going to give general anesthesia for something like a toenail ablation or other more minor stuff. People wake up during those - usually we have a drape over them, so thay can't see the the actual surgical site, but they often need to be oriented - "Hey Mr. Jones, you're at the hospital for your toe surgery remember? You've been asleep for about 15 mins - we've got a couple left to go, then we'll get some dressings on and you'll be good to go!" ...completely normal. They won't actually feel what we're doing because of a nerve block or local anesthetic.
But, that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk... our physiology is super finicky and there's always the chance you're the next one-in-a-billion unlucky bastard with a previously unheard of weird response to one of the meds they use for general, but I suspect most of these tales are, again, telephone-game type deviations from something completely different, or just pure bullshit from square one.
- There are 100% people with a gene that makes them metabolize anesthesia super rapidly, myself included. It's linked to the gene for red hair, but red hair isn't a requirement (I have it and I'm not a redhead, although my mom is).
  I've 100% woken up during surgeries I should not have been conscious for, because the anesthesiologist didn't believe me. Those include a pediatric colonoscopy, surgery to set a broken arm, my TEE (I was conscious, but in twilight sleep. Took 3 vials of versed and I still remember it), and my septoplasty.
  And it's not just general anesthesia either. It takes a fuck load of local anesthesia for me to feel it. My last filling they had to give me so much it paralyzed half my face for a while. Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn't numb for my vasectomy.
  
  What’s up cousin! I have this gene. Also have EDS and we have a ton of red hair in our family.
  I also woke up during a pediatric surgery! Mine was a facial surgery. I was out for a bit and near the close end I woke up and was aware of everything except the pain.
  Thanks for letting me know about the vasectomy pain because those are supposed to be easy! Yikes sorry man.
  I wish we could add this to our medical files. Like it should be easy to do but for some reason it always comes down to the patient and whether the doctor feels like believing them that day.
  Bonus: We also process opioids rapidly. So, those don’t work on us either. But the trade off is we have higher pain thresholds than normal people.
  
  Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn't numb for my vasectomy.
  I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.
  No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.
  
  How interesting! Does this apply to alcohol/other “recreational” drugs too, then, or only sedative ones?
  
  IDK shit about peds, but adult colonoscopy and TEE are both under sedation, not general. Broken arm depends on how they fixed it - if it was a closed reduction then it might have been sedation, but anything open would be general. Septoplasty is always general afaik.
  Filing and vasectomy are usually just local anesthesia (numbing). That's a whole different battle: docs can be impatient and like to start working before the numbing actually starts. You say OW! They get annoyed and push more local, wait 10 seconds, start working again, you say OW, they push more, etc. 10 mins into the torture, the initial dose is finally doing it's job... but then the other 5 doses kick in and your entire head goes numb. I have that issue with local too - I don't need more of it, I just need to give it more time to work its magic; so when I need a filling or something I'll tell the doc to push the local, then take a coffee break or something and check back on me later.
  Anyway, you kinda showcase my point: of the operations mentioned, only one stands out as for sure needing general anesthesia, so it sounds less like your anesthesiologist didn't believe you and more like he just did a shitty job of explaining the kind of anesthesia you'd be receiving.
  LOTS of people think they should be asleep for any and every surgery. I've had dozens of patients in the operating room nervously ask "shouldn't I be asleep for this part?" and the nurse shoots an evil eye at the anesthesiologist as she explains "No, you won't be asleep for any part of this."
- general anesthetics are so neat
  like, you can just switch me off with a drug, and after a while I come back? weird, bizzar, and yet also practical. and (as far as I understand) it's universal. Works on every living thing. They've anesthetized plants
- Caesarians don't get general or sedation, do they? Just local and epidural fent?
  My wife described it as rummaging through a purse, from the perspective of the purse.
  
  Typically it's just the epidural - they don't even need local since once the epidural is done, they can't feel any pain from the abdomen-down... they will still be able to feel pressure, which is fairly extreme given that it literally involves ripping major abdominal muscles in half; and the discomfort from that much pressure vs the discomfort from pain is kinda splitting hairs. Anyway... General anesthesia in a C-section means there's some kind of emergency on the mother's end, and once the drugs are administered the surgery needs to be done FAST because they can effect the baby.
  Rummaging through a purse is a hilariously polite way to put it, lol.
- But, ^that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk..
  It can happen. When giving general anaesthetic there are three components. An anaesthetic to puts you out and makes you forget whats going on, pain relief and a muscle relaxants so that you go limp and don’t try to fight the ventilator when they take over your breathing. If you are resistant to the anaesthetic or not enough was given then you can wake up while still under the effects of the muscle relaxants unable to do anything to let anyone know. Scary stuff if you ask me.
  
  The thing is there are a lot of signs that start popping up when the anesthesia isn't doing its job, due to tolerance or not having enough pushed. Your body starts to respond to the surgery way before your brain does, and we'll start seeing muscle twitches or their vitals start to go nuts.
  Not terribly uncommon for a surgeon, well into the operation to poke or cut something and the leg or whatever we're cutting on recoils a bit. Surgeon gets annoyed and snaps at the anesthesiologist "Hey he's getting a little light - we still got at least 40 minutes!" and the anesthesiologist will push a little more sauce and the signs stop pretty quick.
  Point being, by the time you'd be aware of anything, your body will have been reacting to it increasingly dramatically.
  Surgery aside - let's say you're sleeping normally and someone tickles your nose with a feather or something. Not enough stimulation to wake you up, but your nose might twitch or flare in response; with enough irritation you might even reach up to scratch your nose or move your head all without ever waking up - though by that point your very close to regaining consciousness.
  Again, our physiology is weird, and meds do weird things to it, and I'm just a tech so I don't know the nitty-gritty details, so I'm definitely not in a position to say it's impossible. But those kinds of claims definitely fire off the bullshit detector enough that I'd be hesitant to take them at face value without a breakdown of how the patient's physiology is different from everyone else's or how the anesthesiologist managed to come up with a cocktail of whatever he pushed to allow for mental perception of being sliced open without any change to things like vital signs.

I woke up during my wisdom teeth removal.
\ I tried to let them know
\ I have no idea if I was successful, because for all I know I was making crazy sounds while unconscious.
- You guys were asleep during that? I had 6 wisdom teeth (that's right, 2 extra teeth in my jaw, all the doctors gathered to see) removed while awake with local anesthesia.
  
  I also had local anesthesia when my wisdom teeth were removed. I had 4 of them, like most people. Still was a horrorshow for me, because I didn't manage to stop the bleeding after the removal. Ended up in the ER because I swallowed too much blood. Was my own fault, and I hope I learned from it to follow medical instructions more.
  
  Yeah, they offered it as an option to me. Some kind of IV thing they turned on and knocked me TF out.
  \ I'm Canadian so it's not like that option cost more or anything (thankfully wisdom teeth removal is considered a necessary medical procedure, rather than a dental procedure).
- I woke up during my colonoscopy. I distinctly remember asking for more anesthesia, and them telling me I already had the max.

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- Surgical tech here. We actually had a patient do that to us once. So with general anesthesia it kicks off with a drug called propofol, and once they push that it takes effect FAST. Like, within 10 seconds - you can be talking when they push it and your brain will just turn off mid sentence. "Yeah we took our son to the game last weekend; he's a big fan of the quaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...." and your completely out. Anestheiologist does one last "Mr Jones? How are you feeling?" to verify you're actually out, and then you're getting intubated.
  Anyway, this dude had a tolerance to propofol and he went in knowing that, but didn't tell the anesthesia team. Did basically that, trailed off mid sentence, eyes drooped shut. Anesthesiologist did his "Mr. Jones?" spiel and the little bastard's eyes pop open, looks straight and doc, loudly says "GOT YA!" and then his eyes roll back for real this time and he actually goes under.
  Doc about had a heart attack. It was fucking amazing. 10/10
  
  If i had time to plan it id probably yell "SEVEN DAYS!" or something and deny planning it afterwards, that's awesome