What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along?
What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along?
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Fibsh
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They're thinking about their stock portfolios
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"how the FUCK am i going to sell my manufactured good in the american market now???"
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some of them are thinking "slava ukraini", some of them "please xi..."
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Diplomacy. Warfare. Lines of succession. Keeping the church happy. Staving off the civil war that will inevitably see them assassinated.
Ya know, typical emperor stuff.
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Reform and Opening Up
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"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "
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"feet cold. feet really cold. feet damn cold"
- Noot Noot!
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Probably about video game prices once the Switch 2 game price news hits them.
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How I envy their ignorant bliss right now.
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"i fucking love ice and cold stuff hell yea. Sliding around is so awesome"
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fish
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I imagine it goes something like this...
Hur dur imma penguin.
I know the English name for myself.
I wonder how I can't across this knowledge.
Hey there's a sexy decapitated head.
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Am dinosaur.
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wow my invisible clothes are really cozy too
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"I'm going to become famous for biting some computer geek"
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Insert a clever joke about gentoo penguins here
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choosing to interpret this as Linus once getting bit by a penguin being the origin story for the penguin becoming the icon of linux and will not be accepting any corrections
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"Then he waddled away, waddle waddle! Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, 'til the very next day! Bam bam bam bam bam baram!"
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How the fuck does neymar do that with the soccer ball.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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