My favorite jokes
My favorite jokes
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212
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I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.
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I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.
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The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.
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I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.
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If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.
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Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”
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Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?
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Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer
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I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.
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Just go hume...
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