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1w ago

Wasted time

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Me on Tinder.

Jump on it.
- The bird or the trampoline?
  
  Don't fuck with Great Blue Herons. They have razor sharp beaks and an instinct to attack the eyes.
  
  Yes.

These fuckers will clean out a pond in your backyard in no time, so don't worry about them. They alternate between a range of ponds anyway, it's not like it's gonna starve. They are beautiful birds though.

Throw a small fish on it and watch the heron‘s mind be blown by the fact it just skids across the surface.
- That would happen on ice so I don't think it will care. On the other hand if you bounce the fish the heron's head might explode.
  
  See, that’s what I love to see: people finding solutions to problems rather than just more problems.
  
  Don’t fish jump out of the water all the time?
- Pop goes the trampoline as he drives his bill into the fabric.

This is like the cow in the ocean meme. But ~~sadder~~ funnier

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