"what breed is your cat?"
"he's a stupid asshole is what he is, i love him"
The single brain cell variety.
Fun fact. The reason orange cats are dumb is actually not inherent to it being orange!
Turns out it's just that male cats are MUCH more stupid than female cats and orange as a color just so happens to be tied to genes that are unlikely to emerge in female cats.
That means orange cats are more likely to be male, which makes them stupid.
The 19% of orange cats that are female, behave perfectly normal
Incorrect. Orange cats are dumb because they're stuffed so full of love that there's almost no more room for braincells.
Gonna need a citation on that claim about male cats being less intelligent
That's not fun, or a fact.
My boy, fifteen pounds of Bombay or Mandarin Void figured out he could team up with the dog to pressure me for treats. Not brilliant but not a doofus.
I have an orange cat in the family and I can confirm both that he's stupid and he's male.
We, however, have several other male cats, they're not all as dumb as our orange boy.... but they're also not orange, soooo. 🤷♂️
Our girl cat is way dumber than our boy cat, but she is also a Siamese cat.
In my experience it's the orange and white ones you need to watch out for. Orange ones seem to be dumb but dopey, white cats are full of evil chaos but orange and white ones seem to get the chaos part and the dumb part. Just pure undirected non-stop dumb energy lol.
I'm among the many who have a Standard Issue Cat.
The common dumpster cat, if you will 🧐
Yeah we found ours as an older kitten living in the wall of our detached garage, she was pretty feral. It might as well have been a dumpster. Ten years later she's a sweetheart. But she's addicted to catnip treats. I'm an enabler.
jokes on you I have no idea what breed my rescue is, he is the cutest and bestest boi in the world though.
There's something wrong with your cat's face but I think they're cute
Looks like a very gentle best boi
I think that breed is known as "cutie".
Looks like it has some lab in it
Wow, such a cute pup. Really looks similar to the old guy I lost a few months ago..
No way did you put shlatt there
No shlucking way
Schlorange
I am no dog owner but who the hell would think thats a husky
You'd be surprised how many people call all wolf-ish primitive breeds 'huskies'. Everyone in my neighbourhood thinks my dog (profile pic) is a Siberian husky, though it's more understandable since she's a related Siberian breed.
I've had someone ask me if my corgi was a husky before. Um. No??
How much drugs and/or alcohol were involved?
A wojak with a troll mask, it seems
Why would a cat's servant care about the breed?
To know how best to address their majesty
Peasants don't need to know the name of the reigning dynasty they only need to know who's in charge.
The only breeds people mention are ones that are notoriously annoying. Persian, Siamese, Sphinx.
Everything else is based on appearance... tabby, calico, mackerel, "maine coon" (which is often used to describe cats that *aren't* maine coon)
Persians are well known for being one of the more friendly breeds. I can't confirm because my family doesn't believe in getting pure breeds
Hey my cat has a genetic mutation that makes him cold all the time in our canadian climate
Cool, lets breed more of them!
You forgot tortoiseshell, which is both famously prissy and named after a pattern
Chantilly Tiffany, which is every long haired black cat.
Maine Coons are super cute though. Just saying.
Dog breeds are also just appearance tbf
@irmoz Not really, they're also temperament *and* biological conditions -- like, in many cases, detrimental susceptibility to things like cancer, cataracts, or bone disease. See: Golden retriever
Wut, aren't they also characteristics
Tortoiseshells are known for having "tortitude" but aren't really their own breed, its really just a description of their coat
"American short-hair" covers a surprisingly large number of "breeds" that people think are out there.
What breed is that? Garfield
its the orange shlatt-cat (also known as: the shlat)
Nebelungs doe.
Wagner?
