The train's late because the dudes wearing knee highs?
Because the dude is taking pictures of his socks insted of driving the train.
Dont they just press a few buttons and then move a lever to control the speed?
…high on cocaine, \
BLÅHAJ Shark you better, watch your speed
Maybe it's just me but this seems like exactly the kind of driver who would keep the system running smoothly and get upset if the train arrives more than 60 seconds before or after the scheduled time.