Canada-USA relations in 2025 be like

Canada: Ranks #5 in the world for quality of life.
USA: Ranks #22 and going down.
Trump : "NOT FAIR, I WANT CANADA DOWN THERE WITH US!"
Elbows up.
- What's the ranking system you're referencing? Curious how the US is even that high up. I feel like the existence of "medical bankruptcy" alone should put us below most nations. Except for all the ones we invade or fuck over with sanctions/embargos.
  
  I just picked whatever article showed up in a quick web search. It seems to vary depending on what the criteria is.
- Canadians can't wait to sleep with guns under our pillows!

- Bro that’s fucking insane 38% of republicans favour annexing Greenland I have zero fucking patience for this shit
  
  They just go along with whatever Dear Leader tells them. If he said he doesn't want it anymore they'd change their answer immediately.
  
  51% of Americans are either for the annexation or don't care.
- Give it a few more months of Fox News and internet trollbot propaganda.
  Elbows up.
- I'm an American and I'm flabbergasted at seeing this. I wonder if those republicans can even find Greenland on a map. Or even Canada.
  Do I live in some weird bubble (SF bay area) and everyone else outside of my county is batshit insane?
  
  SF Bay area is about as bubble as you can get
- The meme is the US state ;) We still love our neighbours in the USA who stand with us against fascism.
  
  We got you hommie.
- 43% in favour or unsure of a hostile takeover of your long time ally and trading partner???
  I dont't think "few americans in favor" is the correct headline here.
  "Nearly 1 in 5 americans support an unprovoked war against an ally" sounds more accurate
  
  That’s not the question asked and I really wish it had been. “Canada becoming americas 51st state” could easily be a peaceful, friendly transition (especially because a lot of people have been brainwashed into thinking the US is objectively the best country, so who wouldn’t want to join it?).
  At least “annexing” implies force. I want to know how many Americans want to use force against our closest allies.
  
  Mainfesting our destiny is an american tradition.
- lol .... when has American government ever listened to majority concerns of the population they claim to represent?

Canada is like that one player in Catan that wants to make sure everyone has what they need and is having a fun time.
USA is like that one player that hoards all of the brick and sells it to you at a 3 for 1.
- Unless the other player is indigenous, than Canada will block all their roads

Murica and Canada are now Homer & Flanders.
- Flanders who takes people out on starlight tours

Canada hasn't invaded in like 200 years. Better motivate them i guess.
- Iraq, Afghanistan, pretty much every murican war except for Vietnam, Canada has accepted the USA's calls for help and lost lives as a result.
  
  I think they specifically meant that you guys haven't burnt down The White House in a little over 200 years. Seems it's overdue. Elbows up indeed. The majority of us Americans back our Canadian friends and neighbors.
  
  Chrétien told the Americans to go fuck their hat when Bush invaded Iraq for a made up reason and asked Canada to join.
  
  Canada has accepted the USA’s calls for help and lost lives as a result.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Afghan_detainee_issue
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_affair
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Khadr#Supreme_Court_of_Canada_ruling_on_disclosure
  https://www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/canadian-law-can-t-punish-some-peacekeepers-for-sex-misconduct-abroad-and-the-un-isn-t-happy-about-it-1.5273216
  Not what I'd be bragging about. Seems like Canadians who reach out a helping hand to the US find them coming back bloody.
  
  Didn't they also like, create entire new categories of war crimes as well?
  
  Which is sad that someone keeps trying them poorly. Almost seems like provocation.
  Like come on, its Canada. They have laws (The Apology Act 2009) about the word sorry cause they say it naturally!
  Its like how Homer treats Flanders. Dude always helps but Homer gives no respect.
- Trumps rhetoric, if coming from the head of a different country, would be used to justify a drone strike. And it wouldn't even be one people would use as an example of why dronestrikes are bad.
  
  Better hit the White House and Mar-a-Lago both, just to be sure.