ARMADILL-NO
ARMADILL-NO
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Imagine if humans did this with human babies.
Sees baby unattended for literally 0.03 seconds "Your mother has abandoned you, but I shall raise you like my own!"
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I hear that this happens sometimes, but nowhere near normal times, more like during evacuations from warzone and so on
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when I was a teenager, I was in the supermarket with my mom and my baby sister.
My mom wanted to quickly grab something from the other side of the store, so I stayed at my sister in her stroller.
I was standing next to the stroller, playing with my gameboy.
When my mom came back, a woman berated her (and indirectly me) that it's so irresponsible to leave my sister unsupervised, as I wasn't paying attention.
Mind you, I was literally 30cm next to my sister. Who was sitting in her stroller doing nothing but playing with a toy and looking around.
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That's pretty much accurate as to how the state reinforces helicopter parenting nowadays. Institutionalized anxiety starting from the 80s with John Walsh's kid's murder.
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Imagine if animals did this with human babies.
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You leave the stroller for a moment to grab your take-away order and come back to a crow repeatedly attempting to insert a still-living snail into the baby's face. The snail is confused, but calm. The crow is frustrated. The baby won't stop screaming, further frustrating the crow. Just eat the snail, idiot.
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Cats will do this with their fucking owners, they just assume we're incompetent because we're not catching any critters, so they have to catch them for us so we don't starve.
Plus i'm pretty sure this is part of why many cats insist on joining us in the bathroom, they gotta keep watch while we're vulnerable taking a dump. -
Romulus and Remus.
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Everyone would be better off, I'm sure
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Maybe the dingo didn't EAT the baby?
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You are mother has?
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I feel like this could happen.
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I thought the logo was a bearded guy with a beanie...
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Itโsโฆ. Not?!
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The beard is fake, it's held on by glue and strings.
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Armadillos also can carry leprosy, so this is sound advice on multiple levels.
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Armadildo am I right or am I right?
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No please don't arm a dildo
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pew pew pew
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Only if itโs consenting.
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they need to be armed now??? jesus christ i'm so sick of modern products...
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Stray kittens are like that. I knew some strays that had their kittens. I would come by with food and for play time. Their mom was quite happy and joined in. This made the kittens trust people too much and... well, some people took them home when they were too damn young to be adopted. Knowing how most people are who spontaneously adopt strays they probably got tired of them really quick and abandoned them far away. It pains me to think of that
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In fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I'm just doing my part to reduce it.
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I hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators.
The main reason deer populations are out of control is weโve killed pretty much everything that eats deerโฆ
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That's actually not the case. There's just not enough land for their predators.
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Also, armadillos tend to carry leprosy. So, maybe don't touch them.
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Crocodiles? You can try.
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