Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
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It's also arguably better without the caption at all
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I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption
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I think it was originally a shorthand to say "nobody asked for this to happen", but now it's a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users "THIS IS A MEME"
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Well you see..
Nobody:
Whole internet:
Nobody:
Here’s a meme:
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honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second
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Removed everything but the most essential elements:
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Nobody:
A Very Big Fan: It's also arguably better without the caption at all
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It always happens when I'm wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
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Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
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If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it'll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it'll be because you've washed it
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Nice
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Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
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I imagine they’d feel like polyester
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i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
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I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
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Nobody:
Nobody:
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Hawaiian shirts are great for this
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kitchen camo?
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It's just called "customizing" if you wear paint splatter patterns.
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Me eating pho
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oh gawd I swear being sloppy makes it taste better.
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So I tend to tear up when I eat really hot temperature food and then I like to add a lot of chili paste and jalapenos to pho. So I end up crying in my soup. I look ridiculous but I just joke that I'm adding some salt.
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Pho q.
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Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
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she cute
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That's why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there's a new stain on there somehow.
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Nobody nothing?
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Sounds like an album title
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All of my quips are quotable
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My wife any time she eats anything.
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I didn't realize my wife was a bigamist
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Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
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My mom too. In fact I'm going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn't get it.
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I can fix her
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That's how you know it tastes good.
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When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
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It's like I'm eating with an egg beater.
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Just FYI, if anyone just needs something with some flavor, you can always lick my beard. There's always sauce or something in it that I can't quite get with a napkin. 🤷🏻♂️
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( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
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My wife
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I also cum blood sometimes
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Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
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