OH FUCK
OH FUCK
OH FUCK
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.
Your friend the Turtle... He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don't you think? But also quite bizarre.
It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.
/jk
It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
Not again!
They can't keep getting away with it!
Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......
And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Ha ha onion go funny
Ah, I see it's that time of the day again
That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
Here I thought the onion was satire....
Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
Hold me.
Big spoon, or little?
Yes.
The sun truly is setting in the west.
This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.
Thank God South America will be ok at least!
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.