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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1mo ago

Happy Monday

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Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(
I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)
- I WFH, so I technically do both simultaneously.

I'm generating shareholder value! Its all I live for
- Woah brother! Save some turns on the hamster wheel for the rest of us!
- Oh I thought we were talking about eating adderall and playing Monster Hunter

- I'm getting these references because Im caffinated!

You guys are getting stimulants?
- I wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production
- My stimulation has me evacuating my bowels
- anxiety is stimulating.
- I'm getting stimulated right now!
- Yup. We even have automated dispensers for them.
- If you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we're at it.

I use depressants and stimulants. It helps the day go by a little faster.
- I hope you wait until after work to take the depressants. IDK about you, but recreational depressants are against policy to use while working.

This is going to sound out of left field, and I do understand that, but I’m legitimately ready to go learn how to forage year round, build mobile tents out of natural materials, and live in a small band of 10-30 like evolution intended. Let’s pool our resources to buy land back from the idiots who are enslaving us and fuck off into the forest to live a genuinely free existence.
Civilization was a mistake.
- Maybe joining a commune would be easier and achieve what you're looking for. I found this link: https://www.ic.org/directory/communes/
  
  Communes always sound great, but every single one I've ever heard of eventually collapses to some drama so dumb it makes PTA meetings seem sane
- Until they come killing pillaging and enslaving you, then little by little the bands group together making bigger and bigger groups with the worst people leading them until we end up back where we are now

Wish i could afford a better life

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Yikes man... This is my daily thought

As far as I know work is voluntary
- how are you gonna live if you can't buy food?
  
  I can buy food, but I'm still not sure one could call this "living."
  
  What I'm trying to say is: nobody is forcing you to do a job that you hate. Nobody except the internalized worldview that you are only human if you can proof a professional career.

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