2d ago

My little brother wants to answer questions ama

My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here

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Must the proletariat seize the means of production and depose the bourgeoisie?
- 🦈
  
  I'll take that as "eat the rich"

I didn't think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I've asked it, but here we are:
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
- T rex

If you had a pet dinosaur, what's the first thing you would do?
Also what would you name it?
- Ride around on him and his name would be Brucey
  
  I think this is the best answer we've had yet to the dinosaur question.
  And that's a big deal, because we ask everyone their favorite dinosaur.

If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:
want one bigger than you are and was really impressive but you couldn't move it and it would have to stay in the house;
OR
would you want one that was about the size of your finger and not really impressive but you could take it with you everywhere?
- He wants the biggest one

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
- We dont know. He probably wont fit
  
  Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
  How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Iceland is in the artic ocean. It's capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother's favourite fruit?
- Bananas

How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?
- All of them

What's the newest fad? I'm out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things
- He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it
  
  Like the ground?
  
  As any child should haha.

What is his goal in life?
- To be happy
  
  What makes him happy?
  Inb4 dinosaurs

What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?
- He likes the slide the best

Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel
- Steel
  
  Heh. Always gets them. But I don't expect a 4yo to even know what a kg is anyway, so yeah.

Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?
- Grilled cheese

To your brother: is your sibling a poo poo head sometimes?
Alternatively: what's your favorite Bluey episode?
- He said that yes, im always a poopy head :/
  And the best bluey is burger shop
  
  Hahaha. Nice. Also can't go wrong with $1/burger. I'm not sure my kid has a favorite (2 yo), but he does like the one with the dirt pile, so I'll assume that's his favourite.

Is it siesta time yet?
- We love naps but not yet

If a person with multiple personalities suddenly became suicidal, from a law enforcement perspective, would this be considered to be a hostage crisis?
And in the event that said crisis was resolved without the loss of any of the personalities, from a legal perspective, what precedent would be used in reference to state a case for litigation?
Additionally, in the unfortunate event that said crisis resulted in the loss of one or more of the personalities, how does one begin to calculate compensation for the surviving personalities?
- He stopped listening to me when I didn’t know how to pronounce personalities the first 3 times I tried