Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Mickey7 @lemmy.world 4mo ago It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day
I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.
It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
You are being selfish. You have a wonderful gift. Share it
I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.
A succulent Chinese meal!
What is this? Democracy manifest?!