False advertising

Buy baby oil.

Not made of babies.

I had the same experience with the ice cream.

The island belongs to the dove-es

Same with Ivory. WE'VE BEEN LIED TO!!!!

Yeah right, next you’re gonna tell me that Irish spring soap isn’t infused with leprechauns.

Getting real tired of these fake ass baby oils

You could render dove-fat and saponify it, that's a pretty reasonable way to make soap. They have high fat content afaik.

Lots of soap is made from fatty birds like ducks and geese.

I don't know why people think soap would be made out of drones