What Cards Were You Dealt?

At least skiing is more exciting when everyone in the slopes wants you fucking dead, and you have to be kept in an undisclosed location.

Dictators have low life expectancy. The republican shitheads will never be able to truly escape from the hell they have created.

Trump is cheating. You could have said golfing during his entire tenure as President and you’d be right greater than half the time.

Vance has a lot of swatch cards of different sofa materials

If Zelenski pulled himself up by his bootstraps, he also could go golfing and skiing one day. /s