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Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback

www.mediaite.com Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback

Cardi B blamed Donald Trump for ruining her pricey footwear at Sunday's Super Bowl game, and she demanded the return of her deported uncle to make up for it.

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Cardi B can eat shit. If your shoes get ruined by walking they aren’t shoes.

Dumb shoe thing or no, the real issue here is that she thinks $3K is enough to get someone "undeported".
Not a chance.

Knowing Cardi B's history and politics, this sounds like some humorous shit-talking. "Thanks, Obama." vibes.
- See Uncle, I tried, but Trump ain't budging, so uh you'd better just stay deported.

From the headline I thought he stepped on them or something, but no:
Cardi B took to social media following the big game and said Secret Service presence at the game forced her to do some walking, which ruined her $3000 shoes. Trump became the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl on Sunday.
The musician then showed off her spiked high heels. Cardi B said the Christian Louboutin stilettos were damaged when she was forced to walk because cart services ended at a certain point in the night at the request of the Secret Service.
“Look how fucked up my shoes [are]. This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!” she said. “Now I like him lesser because you didn’t have to go to no Super Bowl. Fucking up my shoe. Now I don’t really like him.”
THAT was your breaking point?!
- Wow. “I bought shoes that you’re not meant to walk in, and now they’re damaged because I needed to walk.”
  Not on this planet at all.
- You missed the punchline, one instant later.
  She claimed her uncle was deported as part of Trump’s mass deportation plan.
  Way to bury the fucking lede. When did this happen? Why the fuck did neither Mediaite nor Cardi B think that part was important, except to clarify one aspect of how she thought shoe justice could be achieved?
  
  Imagine being her uncle...
- I needed a good laugh, and this delivered. Thank you, and thank you OP.
  Im amazed Trump is the only president to ever attend the super bowl though.
  
  Probably because of the logistical nightmare for both the Superbowl organizers and the secret service, just doesn't seem remotely worth the sheer cost and risk involved
  
  The President at the Super Bowl worked out so well in The Sum of All Fears
- The headline had me thinking it was some convoluted critique of his decisions, but no, she's actually just pissy about her shoes and her uncle is nothing more than an aside.
- She said she likes him "lesser" now so I'm pretty sure she didn't care for the dude before this. This was just even more bullshit from the orange bastard.
  
  He got the "lesser?" Trump is def not a top-notch ho, confirmed.
- Honestly this seems too absurd even for the onion!? What the fuck lol

If your shoes cost $3000 and walking ruins them, maybe that's on you.
- There's a certain type of wealthy-person stuff that proves its value by being incredibly impractical or fragile. "Not only did I spend way too much for this, I already know that it'll probably fall apart soon, and I'll have to buy another." Being able to bring up again how expensive it was and how pissed off you are that it fell apart is just another good opportunity to let everyone in the vicinity know that you buy absurd rich-girl stuff. That's actually better than still having the stupid spiky shoes.
  
  Martini glasses:
  Art deco French cocktail ware from the 1920s designed to be dumb but bold and it's ease of breaking showed a wealth during a terrible time.
  Wealthy people love to break their stuff almost on purpose to make sure it stays special and then regular people buy into it
- They make swimsuits that are dry clean only, so shoes you can't actually walk in doesn't surprise me.
  
  Lol, a swimsuit you can't wear when swimming. What's next, a decorative toilet you can't shit in?
  
  Shit like that being dry clean only is just a designer being lazy. If you ruin it washing it that’s on you type of bs. If you take it to a dry cleaner they will wash it in a washing machine.
  I don’t think a really good designer brand is doing that.

Fuck rich people.
- Cardi B was terrible when she was poor too. Used to legit fuck dudes and then rob them.
  
  I like that part though.

Those quotes make her sound really stupid. Is she? I'm not familiar at all
- Yes she is
- She’s dumb as fuck.
- She does sound like she's currently on page 2 of her copy of "How to learn goodder English real quicker".
- Ex-stripper, so yes.
  
  How do you whore yourself out for a living? Let us know so we can objectivify your dumbass.
  
  Okay fuck you

What kind of shoddy shoes get ruined if you walk around a stadium with them?
- Really expensive ones I guess

oh nooo you had to walk in your shoes

“Look how fucked up my shoes [are]. This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!” she said. “Now I like him lesser because you didn’t have to go to no Super Bowl. Fucking up my shoe. Now I don’t really like him.”
Everybody has a line...

Holy shit this woman can't even eat with her mouth closed.

The heroes we deserve?

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