No beans, only dogs

The Australian hotdog:
- I grew up poor too
  I didn't know we were Australian
- bunnings sausage sizzle is literally the Australian staple food
- Here representing the kiwis. I was looking for this one on the chart.
- If you call this a hotdog you’re going to get stabbed
  
  Propper Aussie sausage is better than a "hotdog".
  
  That's a Bunnings hotdog, now come stab me!
  
  I moved to Australia in my 30s. These still don't completely sit right with me.

I eat beans on dogs
- Preach

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is
- Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.
- Somehow the hot dog taco/burrito got assigned to Norway?

Vietnam, I think.
- Yep, that’s Vietnam

The Amsterdam dog really isn't anything dutch or traditional. It's just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they're not returning customers and thus won't complain about shitty food
We honestly don't really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that's the good stuff
- A candidate for genuinely Dutch hot dog-like food are maybe broodjes rookworst:
  Or maybe even worstenbroodjes, now that I think of it...
  
  What do they sell during Honkbal Hoofdklasse?
- It looks like it was specifically designed to be sold to traveling Americans. My brother would probably get two before trying one.

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark
- Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies
- "how USians think Europe looks like"
  
  Asians?

What the fuck? I live near Denver and I've never had a Denver. This is bullshit!
- Yeah I grew up in Georgia and I've never seen whatever that bullshit on a plate is, lol.
  
  Grew up in the potato-growing part of Idaho. I've never seen that baked-potato-dog thing in my life. If anything, anecdotally, Idaho should be the "pig in a blanket": a bun baked around a hotdog and dipped in who gives a fuck. The cheap ones are just wrapped in Pillsbury croissant dough from the can, the good ones use homemade dough.
  
  LMAO!! Like a Denver Omelette, never heard of it until it was on a movie. I lived here my whole damn life. People just be naming shit after is without our involvement.
- I think they confused Denver and Phoenix. Because you're very likely to get something like that in the South West.

The Vietnam one is wrong. That’s a specialty banh mi. For what they call a ‘hot dog’ they slice them down the sides then fry them on a stick.

It's Icelands national dish and not on here wtf
- The Danish stole them from us and added pickles.

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn't there a glazed hot dog?

No Costco dog, list is shit

Thanks now i'm hungry, i can't easily get hotdogs here ffs.

Sweden: These are called Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll)
Chile: These are called Completos (complete ones, the whole package basically. A hot dog with everything on it). They are also commonly served with Chilean-style mustard and Ají, a spicy sauce.
If I had to choose between them, I'd go for a Completo. Those things will be the death of me, but I will in the very least die happy

I object to some of the information about the Norwegian hot dog. Firstly, lompe is not a tortilla: it's made from potatoes. (You also roll it all the way around the sausage.) The sausages are either shorter hot dogs or wieners. They are usually eaten with ketchup, mustard, onion (raw or roasted), and usually some sort of dressing. Simple and good.
- Given both are potato based, what's the difference between lompe and lefse?
  
  Lefse is a larger category. Lompe (also called "potetlefse") is a kind of lefse. Lefse can also be made from wheat, and there are different kinds. A lot of types of lefser are also eaten as a snack rather than as part of a meal, with either a sweet paste or butter, sugar, and cinnamon on top.

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.
- Apparently from a pharmacy in Columbus, Georgia. The "scrambled dog".
  
  Thanks! These clickbaits will claim any gas station monstrosity as a local delicacy.
- We sure it doesn't mean Georgia the country?
  
  I thought oyster crackers were an American thing

The ultimate “ok, hear me out” guide to any local area

There is a restaurant in Australia called Bunnings that only serves hotdogs. They have one every few kilometres. I think you can also buy tools and plants there.
- Close, but it's a hardware store that has a charity stand out the front which sells a "snag in bread", or also called a sausage sizzle, cooked on a bbq. Your options are a snag in sandwich bread, onion, tomato sauce (ketchup) or mustard. Freshly made with the cheapest quality ingredients.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

The Norwegian one is a little simplistic. The wrap is a flat potato bread (lompe) and you always get the choice of a hotdog bun or a lompe. The sausage itself is either a plain sausage, one impregnated with cheese, one impregnated with cheese and wrapped in bacon, or one made of hamburger meat. There are then optional extras like pickle, onion, crispy fried onion etc and of course ketchup and or mustard.
These are available at pretty much every kiosk/news agent/gas station. The choices are pretty much always the same. Personally I go for a bacon and cheese sausage on a wholemeal bun with fried onions and mustard.

In parts of Germany, you'll get this, and it's frigging delicious. Crispy yet juicy.

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That's also what you will be served in the, at over 500 years, world's oldest, still operating fast food kitchen.

NY dirty water dogs are nothing more than a vessel for red onion sauce.
Note to self- visit Guatemala.

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!
- The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.
  
  Some are godly gifts from on high to bless our taste buds.
  \ But others are abominations sent from below to befoul our mouths and stain our toilets.
- Mostly delicious.

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

Why the fuck is Iceland not on here? Hotdogs are literally the maid food group there

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:
The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:
The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?
The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS
Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome
Norway one: basically lost the will to live
- Japan also has these at every convenience store:
  they're not good but they do the job

The NJ ripped (deep fried) ones are missing. Also the Carolina is misplaced. The slaw dog originated in WV.

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels

Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers
- I call 'em dog dicks

The hot dogs I've been eating all my life didn't even make the list...

Not kidding, we made and ate all of these over the course of a couple years. Most were good, some were amazing and a couple were terrible.

Swiss cheese. Really, Kansas City?

Guatemala: remove the bacon wrap, remove lettuce, add ketchup. Like, you can get it with bacon and without ketchup but you have to request both those things extra. Lettuce is just weird.
- There's a few weird things on this list. For example, someone really loves their mayonnaise.
  
  Oh but we definitely put mayo on our hot dogs here.

Nice glizzy guide!

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

I must protest the no beans

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

What's it called when you're squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?
- Autism, usually
- A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.

Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don't get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he's from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that's respectable. Fuck I hope he's still open when I need dinner

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

Feels like Japan tried hard to make it as different as possible
- Disclaimer, I’ve only even seen hot dog octopuses in Anime and Manga.
  Usually it’s just to be cute. In fact sometimes characters comment on how it’s childish.
  I did try making them for my son once because they’re pretty adorable and he likes both hot dogs and sea creatures, and he thought it was lame at 5. At 7 he thought they were awesome.
  
  I had a plate of them at an izakaya once
- I had octopus hotdogs in Kansas in the 80s...
  Well, they had four legs but we called them an octopus.

Never had a swedish hot dog either, think they confused it with a falafel, which is pretty common in south sweden
- Well, they should have added proper labels to them instead of just writing the country name.
  The Swedish one is not strictly speaking a "Swedish-style hot dog" - when we eat hot dogs, it's mostly a bread/sausage/ketchup/mustard-deal. The one in the picture is a Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll), which does contain a sausage, but it's not what I would call a hot dog by any means.
  They are good, though!

I'll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.

gruyère is swiss not french btw
- Yeah, and it's missing the glorious Swiss hot dog

No currywurst 💔
- That's the _curry worst
- A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn't a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn't one. It's just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.
  The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
  
  While I appreciate the criteria for including a bun, this infographic opened up the option for no bun.
  
  The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
  Where would that be the "standard"?
  The most common sausage in a bun combination is just sausage, bun, ketchup/mustard.
  Unless you're specifically talking about restaurants that have an item called "Hot Dog" on their menu, which in turn is rather rare.
- These are hot dogs not thought crimes.

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.
- Portillo's.
- I searched "hot dog" over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac
- The hot dog place in the Chicago airport has neon green relish.

No Cincinnati chili Skyline coney?

Seattle is probably my favorite. Good hack for New York is to ask them to put the hot sauce they usually use for kebabs/gyro on it
- Something for everyone then. I was gonna say Seattle is the only one on there that sounds absolutely god awful.
  
  it's fat + fat + fat. definitely not something I could eat regularly but after a night out in cap hill it's fire

taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.
- The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It's so good.
  
  Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

Coney dogs have mustard on them.