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Trump orders black boxes to be replaced with white boxes, following airline tragedy

Donald Trump has blamed diversity and inclusion policies for a mid-air plane collision in Washington DC, saying it never would have occurred if the plane was carrying a white, American-born, heterosexual flight recorder box.

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  • We already made this joke.

    • Alright well since you didn't check this yourself:

      • I posted this at 2025-01-31T20:33:10+00:00
      • The other post you commented on was posted at 2025-02-01T03:12:31+00:00 (i.e., I posted first and you commented second)
      • This is a different community than the one you commented in ~2 days ago - welcome to federated communities

      • What I meant was we (broadly speaking people here on the Fediverse) beat The Onion to this joke by at least a day. But okay.

        • Then why didn't you write that 3 days ago in your first comment lol