I wish I could be unemployed

I mean it is nice being able to nap and play video games whenever I want, but I can't get things I want, I can't go out and do stuff, and I have to follow my parents rules since I'm still in their house. I'm a perpetual teenager and it sucks, but being employed also sucked so ¯⁠\⁠(⁠◉⁠‿⁠◉⁠)⁠/⁠¯ you can't win. I'm glad I have the ability to not work but the second I can figure out how to manage my mental health issues well enough to keep a job without self medicating with significantly less than legal drugs, I'm getting a job so I can live a life again.

He gets to experience life as a real human being instead of a work slave.

Lucky fucker

Yeah, its great for the first few months. Then it really starts to drag on.

Spent a year and a half unemployed and it was the best time of my life. The only part that sucked was the looking and interviewing for jobs part.

Ok sure, I may be unemployed and have a freezer filled with dried truffles, but you haven't accounted for all the mental health stuff like too much anxiety preventing me from tripping every time I want out of fear for a bad trip.

Fake, no way that chimp could afford mushrooms and black light posters

“Don’t take money to do nothin’, man. My cousin’s broke, don’t do shit.”

"friend"... sure

Hell yeah

Nope, I'm employed.

imagine what a killer app AR could be if it approached this