If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?
If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?
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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
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Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
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Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
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I'd go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like... Biggus Dickus
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What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
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He has a wife you know.
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My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I'm a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
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Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
"I'm as hard as a diamond" "Dont bite this diamond" "This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure"
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I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
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"Diamonds are forever" and "Diamonds are a woman's best friends" are interesting catch phrases too
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Is this Jack Ruby's lemmy account?
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Too Many Pancakes.
Because I'm fat but flat.
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Fair lmao
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Chode Loadington
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And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
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Ugot Badtaste
If you're watching me then you definitely do. Lol
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Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
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Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
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Phil McKraken
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Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya
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Rock Hardman
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A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
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I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
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Nano Soft
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Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
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Jared 832N County. Sexy
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Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
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Francisco 22...
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Average Richard
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Dragon Dong
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Dragon Ballz D
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D O N G
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George Washington Lemon Fresca
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Nice Cockbra
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Ghonna Reah.
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Jon Reremy
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Hugh Jdisappointment
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That One Guy.
"Ugh why is That One Guy suddenly in all the porn? He really ruins it!"
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Two-Tone Malone?
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Silky Johnson
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Dru Peacock
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Diablito Diablo
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Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
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Busting balkaner
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Curly McDick
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Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.
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Mickey Mouth
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secretlyaddictedtodick
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G Hitman
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Tunacan Pete
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[Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff
Or maybe Pete Jonze ](https://clip.cafe/zack-miri-make-a-porno-2008/who-are-again-lester/)
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Huge Ackman
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Steve Nippel (in a certain dialect of Dutch this not so mysteriously means 'stiff nipple')
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Tommy Cordero
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Tom Bots
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Bukkake Bill
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Gregor Samson
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A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
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Richard McGusherblaster
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One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/_m2X3uuayKg
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Id use my real first name but then disguise my identity by using johnson as a last name.
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My wifes name is a little...'exotic', and she's accidentally had it mistaken for a stripper name before XD
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^^
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The Jimmy the Jizzler
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Dixon Cider
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Chadwick Cockburn
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Buzz Killington
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Maria End
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The Simpson.
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