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Cornflake @lemmy.blahaj.zone

1w ago

Your rule won't glow

Folks and fellas, I can't fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]

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LOL this guy's dick doesn't glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!

This message is woke
- Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
- This message is propaganda by Big Sleep

Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits

Yours doesn't?

You need to shake it to make it glow
- Damn it, leaked out.
  Note: Don't shake it too much

pls don't do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
- Promise?
  
  Yes. Promise. Sadly I'm not joking
- at least we don't have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
- As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
  
  Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!

I can't bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
- Here, enjoy:
  
  What a cute strawberry :3
  
  Sir, this is a futanari website.
  
  Majira!

So I probably should see a doctor...

butt it might grow rule

Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
- Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to turn on the lights
- Like viagra but better!

The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus

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