5mo ago

🐕 🦴

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Before my dog got to food outside once, I gave her the "leave it" command, and she came over instead for her treat. What a good girl. Then after her treat, she lunged towards the food and gulped it down in one swift move.
THIS apparently is a rule of nature in the relationship between dogs and humans. I have never asked my dog that question without them immediately ignoring me and chewing faster
- I'm curious. What answer were you expecting?
  
  People without dogs don't know much about how they interact with humans
WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?
- Mine starts trying to spit it out as fast as possible when I catch her, tongue flippin and all, just watch it fall out to the floor.
  We don't play with random shit after she pulled the plastic wire tac nail things from the wall and swallowed four of them. $1000 for a vet to stuff her full of food and a shot to induce vomiting...
This, but the 3 yr old.
- This, but my pig. And I ain't going in that mouth. By man is on his own once he starts.
  And he is exactly like a 3 yr old. Catch him eating something weird, RONK, and he's off to the races.
  
  Is this an indoor pig? And what will his maximum weight be? Does he cuddle?
I live in a rural setting, so 90% of the time the answer to that question is wild animal poop or some dead critter. Sometimes though it's a bug or random fruit/veggie.
- I live in a city where "people" sometimes throw around sausages with razors for dogs to eat and die. So there's that.
  
  I'd find one and beat them with that razor sausage
  
  Um, what the fuck.
- I learned a whole new hatred for people who don't follow Leave No Trace principals and fail to dig a latrine/cat hole.
- Why would a dog eat wild animal poop?
Your dog chews? Mine just swallow.
- thats what she said lmao gottem 🤪
as a dog owner, i 100% confirm this is true
'I thought we talked about this!'
hahahahahhah

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