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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

3d ago

If we are going to rename the Gulf wouldn't this be more appropriate

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It should be renamed the Gulf of How Does This Lower the Cost of Groceries Again?
- Gulf of Egg Prices
  
  Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises
- no joking allowed, I gotta complain here too
  Relax, doomer. Or don't and visit one of the thousand threads where serious discussion is happening instead.
  
  Their comment was a joke, in case you missed it.

oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf
- I was thinking that with all the "no one will notice, we don't have to report that" oil well blowouts, we should include Key West and make it the Gulf of M.U.C.K.

An alternative suggestion - do what they did with UTC. It's an acronym of both "coordinated universal time" and "temps universel coordonné", which doesn't work in either English or French so everyone is equally unhappy
- I've seen the meme about using the average of Fahrenheit and Celsius to make everyone unhappy, but I didn't know they actually did it with UTC.
  
  relevant xkcd: Felsius
- Gulf of Canada
- NATO
  OTAN
  
  TOAN

More like Gulf of M.U.C. from all the oil spills

I'm just going to start pronouncing it "The Gulf of MEH-he-co", really laying on a heavy Spanish accent for clarity.
- Just go full on Golfo de México.

I also suggest, that in celebration of renaming it to the Cum Gulf, a party should be thrown, were people are drinking the newly legalized raw milk from three fancy goblets, named the Cum Goblets, and each country would have its own to keep.

I support this resolution. All in favor say cum.
- Cum
- Cum!

If I was president and retarded like our president I would totally cue this in! People all over would visit more. Good for tourism.
- I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.
  Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.
  Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.
  
  Agreed!

It's better to cum in gulf that to golf in cum ...
\ (maybe, idk)
- Better to Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum

The Gulp

That does explain the temperature and saltiness.

What's wrong with that "Cum" has a non-lewd meaning too

The stickiest gulf in the world.
- That risks turning the Mississippi into a slippery slope.

See everyone? Compromise.
- cumpromise

I feel like the squirt emoji would overlay and fit nicely into that sexy little gulf

I'd be okay with this. Now everyone is included.

Is this real?
- I mean, it tastes as salty as the real thing

United States of Mexico

It can have multiple names, it's a triple border. The world will still call it gulf of mexico tho

The period that’s supposed to go after the ‘m’ got deported to Colombia.

No, CUM is Canada United states & Mexico
- that's CUSM
  
  Or MUSC-- oh shit I think we're on to something.

I can't believe we are actually discussing this ...

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