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  • My father, who is genuinely a stupid person, always eats tomato soup when his stomach is upset. He is so consistently wrong about everything, political, economic, social, and personal, that he even eats tomato soup when his stomach hurts.

  • Tomato Soup is the #1 cause of foodborne illness in the world

    Now, that isn't actually true, but it feels like it is

    Because everyone I know has a tomato soup made me sick story

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