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5d ago

i'm no watermelon 🍉

Transcript:

[D:] i'm no watermelon, but i have something pink, sweet, and juicy that i know you'll like.
[D:] ... and it's seedless, for now.
[D:] but you can change that
😼

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Oh look, another post about fucking. Maybe this community should be called lemmybonkpost since you’re all just horny motherfuckers.
- That's the non asexual human condition alright
- There is a Venn diagram where fucking and shit overlap
  
  The third circle is vore

What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?
- She's horny and on the pill, so no chance of getting pregnant... unless Bruce wants that.
  
  I think they're asking what innocent thing they are supposedly describing to pull this off on a children's show.
- Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)
  So yeah, not in the show.
- I mean the description fits all the main 3 orifices...

This made me imagine the inside of a vagina looking like a watermelon... Ugh 🤢

Bro wtf is going on in commet section

Sauce!
- …is what Clark will provide soon
  
  I'm like, 78% sure that's Bruce.
  Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos

so where's the punchline
- but where is the twist? the unexpected part?

Kitty can purr

Finally found another smirking cat emoji user 😼

:D
- D:

awful

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