6mo ago

BREAKING: Keir Starmer reveals plan to upload his consciousness into a machine and go on a quest for world domination

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if that turnip uploaded his mind to run a machine, it couldn't even make toast.
- https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec
  
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WAKE UP SAMURAI, WE'RE BRINGING THE USSR BACK
It's like that episode of Black Mirror where they invent the technology that can perfectly capture your entire consciousness AND run it flawlessly on a machine (even with free will intact, more or less) and they just use it to pre-cook breakfast (it's fuckin' toast), pre-heat coffee (it's instant) and give the weather forecast (it's British) so you wake up to disappointment every day, but it's personalised disappointment.
Oh the UK is fucked fucked

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