31 0 Reply27 0 Reply11 1 ReplyThis probably isnât true, but like if it is, you shouldnât have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.
144 0 Reply"Violence is isually the answer."
- Roadhog
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Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn't like your post.
127 0 ReplyAnon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.
99 0 ReplyHonestly I've never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase "screw the pooch". Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent đ
40 0 ReplyApparently, it's the tamer version of "fuck the dog".
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Dog gone it!
9 0 ReplyI hate you.
8 1 ReplySo, OP got rewarded?
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88 0 ReplySo George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it's pretty great.
27 0 ReplyWait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?
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Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!
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What a terrible day to be literate
43 0 ReplyCoincidence?
42 0 ReplyWhat app is that?
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"be moaning like an anime girl" fucking lost it
40 1 ReplyAnon became a white woman.
34 8 Replyi donât know what this means, but i hate you for writing it
18 0 ReplyYou'll hate me too for explaining it, there's a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.
I didn't make it up and I don't spread such stereotypes, but that's what they meant by their above comment.
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too tired to move
Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit. WTF anon?
24 0 ReplyI should have just scrolled away
23 0 ReplyRed Rover
Red Rover
Peanut butter trick
for Ben Dover21 0 ReplyWell, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.
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